We understand the feeling of having to break open your favourite piggy bank. Oh, the sadness. But don't worry, our prices are so affordable that you can keep Porky a little longer, or at least until your next holiday.
STRICTLY NO ARMS OR LEGS
While our director enjoys grave robbing, he has explicitly told us that he does not want the arms and legs of our customers. As such, we have lowered our prices so you don't have to pay us an arm and a leg for amazing magnets. If you have used arms or legs to pay for magnets before, you should contact your doctor and fair trade immediately.
BARE BOTTOM PRICING
Our competitors love hiding their prices in the closet. You get to check out and you are asked "How about artwork? What about the die setup? Shipping where? Oh and GST isn't included, that's extra." This is absurd. We bare all for you to see, that way our prices are as easy to see as the magnet shaped tattoo I have on my ****.
It is so easy to understand and so affordable that when you get your order you'll never be able to resist our magnetic pull.